Git Along Lil HubNugget

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By B.T. Evilpants

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It's vacation season, and the HubNugget team headed out west for a good old fashioned Nugget drive. We rustled you up some prime Nuggets, and drove 'em clear across the open range and onto Hubpages. Wild Bill...err...Shirley Anderson drove the chuck wagon while the rest of us kept them doggies headin' west, fer the big HubNugget Roundup.

Now that the 20 mule team has been bedded down fer the week, and the Nuggets is all penned up, you cowpokes get to take the reins. I'm fixin' to introduce y'all to the team, and show you some grade A Nuggets on the hoof. All you need to do is read and vote fer your favorite wordslinger. I reckon that's just about it, so git to readin', ya varmints! The wannabes are over yonder, waitin' fer ya!

Meet The Outlaws

Ryan "Mad Dog" Hupfer (Hup, to you 'n' me) is wanted fer general mayhem, and excessive communicatin' of awesomeness. He's also the guy who sends out that there newsletter every dad-gum week, with the winnin' Nuggets in it.

Wild Shirley Anderson is the Jesse James to our Hole In The Wall Gang. I guess she's watcha call the ring leader. The Marshalls recently spotted her tippin' cows, just north of the border (the Canadian border, that is), and she lit out like a coyote with a tick in its ear. We aint really seen hyde nor hair of her, since.

ProCW don't get no wanted poster; him bein' the local Marshall, and all. He's off with his posse, lookin for Wild Shirley. He means to give her what fer, over that cow tippin' business. Don't you worry, though. If there's one thing I know, it's how to run interference with the law. He won't catch up with Shirley if'n I can help it.

"Yosemite" Patty Inglish is wanted fer Nugget rustlin', and has been convicted on numerous counts of gravy traffickin'. There have been rumors that she was buildin' a gravy cannon, so she should be considered armed and dangerous.

Now I know y'all think Ripplemaker is some kind of angel, but her secret synergy leveragin' empire has made her pretty gosh darned powerful. If she moseys on over and tells you to vote for one of these here Nuggets, you'd best listen!

I've been called a mean, low-down rattlesnake, but really I prefer to go by the name of Hop-along. I'm runnin' this week's HubNugget shindig, and I sure would appreciate it if y'all would place your votes, so I don't need to hop along to your place, to persuade you!

What Is A HubNugget?

To be eligible for HubNugget consideration, you must have joined hubpages within the last 60 days, and have an author score of 75 or above. Your hub must have been published within the last 7 days, and have a hub score of 55 or above. That's it!

Now you may be asking how you can achieve all of that when you're still learning your way around here. Excellent question! If you recently joined us, then you're halfway there. If you haven't, why not go ahead and join now? It's free, and it only takes a few minutes.

Now about those scores. Build yourself a hub with well written, original content. Next, add a few relevant photos. You can even add a video, or news feed if you like. Move your capsules around to create an attractive layout, and preview your handy work. Now all that's left to do is hit that "publish" button, and watch your score rise. Your friends at HubNugget Central will do the rest!

If you want more detailed information, Shirley Anderson has written a hub on the whole process. You can find it here.

Now Pick Yer Pony!

Cast Yer Vote, Pardner!

  • Choosing Tattoo Supplies~by Sillysqrrl
  • Visiting Parallel Universes in our Dreams - The true future of Space and Time travel is within our grasp.~by rodericktaylor
  • How to keep the Lines of Communication Open with your Children~by Jasnique09
  • Loose Weight the Healthy Way~by Mrakobesie
  • COUPON HEAVEN~by currieemily75
  • How to Create a Wood Fired Pizza~by danbr7777
  • I Told You So: The Years I Lost As A Mentally Ill Child Part 2 - Kindergarten~by Suiiki
  • Day 1: How to Survive a Family Road Trip74~by Chris1|Chris2
  • Films - The Lost and Forgotten~by EsmeF
  • The Extra Cost of Renting an Apartment in Japan~by Richard Ring
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Hey You Nugget Wannabes!

Cam Anju was right neighborly in makin' this cool graphic for all of you wannabes, so make sure you grab it and put it in your hub! And what in tarnation are you still doin' here? Y'all oughta be ridin' off into the sunset, promotin' them hubs! Now git!

Update!

 Well all you wannabes mus' be about as nervous as a long tailed cat in a rockin' chair factory! I'll just go ahead and ease the suspense right here and now. Here's the winners fer this week,  voted up all fair and official like:

HubNugget 1: Day 1: How to Survive a Family Road Trip (29%)

HubNugget 2: The Extra Cost of Renting an Apartment in Japan (18%)
   
HubNugget 3: I Told You So: The Years I Lost As A Mentally Ill Child Part 2 - Kindergarten (12%)
   
HubNugget 4: Visiting Parallel Universes in our Dreams - The true future of Space and Time travel is within our grasp. (12%)
   
HubNugget 5: Films - The Lost and Forgotten (8%)

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Well, ya don't git no finer than this. A passel of prime HubNuggets Wannabes at the end of a long trail of their plannin' and writin' and ourn roundin' 'em up. It was a dadburn long trail drive, but worth every cloud of dust - an' I miss them chuck wagon good eats already.

I guess'n' I'd best get over to the Hotel Fire Water, hose off the dust and hoof prints, and set down to peruse some golly-b-durn good readin' with dinner. Tarnation! - It's gonna be hard to pick just one. I got plenty o' time, howsomever, since I've got t' wait me on a delivery of nice shiny new cannon parts...

B.T. Evilpants profile image

B.T. Evilpants Hub Author 2 years ago

Well howdy, Patty! I figgered you'd be along at a gallop. No offense on the Yosemite Sam mustache, I hope!

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Ya goldarn goofy cus, I look right handsome.

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Richard Ring 2 years ago

Aaaack you picked me again! Well I'm going to try to do a better job promoting this time (last time I had NFI what I was doing). At least I don't have to compete with that darn undercover-lawyer this time! He was just too cool =)

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someonewhoknows 2 years ago

Wanted in three universes for disorderly conduct unbecoming an inter universal representitive of the Inter Galactic Federation of planets.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Now that thar's mighty fancy talk, so you must be one of them city boys, someonewhoknows. I suppose your salsa is made in New York City!

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KCC Big Country Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

I voted!!

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ripplemaker Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

Hahahaha Yeehaw! This is fun! Gallops off to visit the hubs... :D

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

I ain't seed hide nor hair of my nice shiny new cannon parts! Iffn' that thar rascally evildoin' hare BT Badbloomers has rustled 'em, thar's goin' to be a might o' trouble.

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Bob Ewing Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

back from jackalope hunting, done voted.

Zsuzsy Bee profile image

Zsuzsy Bee Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

Ays done my civic duty and did my choosin'. Tarnations! That was some mighty fine hubbnuggets ya's all rustled up once again this week. I guess'n' they's don't git much finer than this...

Congrats to all the hubnuggeteers for a bunch of great reads and thumbs up to the 'Outlaw gang' for pickin' and choosin' the great lot.

Have an awesome weekend all

Zsuzsy

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Thanky kindly, Bob Ewing, fer gittin' after Badbloomers as best ye kin - he's mightly silent for such a ornery varmint, so ya'll musta got 'im.

That was right neighborly!

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B.T. Evilpants Hub Author 2 years ago

well I reckon ole Bob missed me. I'm jus' quiet, on accounta how I'm a might under the weather. But you better b'lieve that didn't stop me from votin', no how! Now I'm goin'ta find some of that New York City salsa Patty was talkin' about. I hear it's good fer cleanin' rust offa hitchin' posts and such!

I sure do appreciate all you folks stoppin' by ta vote!

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

That's all okie dokie by me, since I see them cannon parts a-shinin' on the horizon. You kin take the first ride outta that fancy new gravy cannon, or use it fer dinner, whatever time comes first. Both is better'n that hospitally type chow any ole ways.

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ripplemaker Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago

Gallops back in haste...voted!!! Yeehaw!

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Chris1|Chris2 2 years ago

This is so exciting! And I am very honored to be in the running along!

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someonewhoknows 2 years ago

What's say you saddle up your horses and write up this here hub,an see how fer you get ,befer you get shot down,while yer sittin in yer saddle.

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B.T. Evilpants Hub Author 2 years ago

I'll take that ride, Patty. Cain't be no worse than the sawbones I had hackin' on my forelimb t'other day!

Ripplemaker McGee! Glad ta see you voted afore the law caught up to ya! Yipee ki yay!

Chris1|Chris2, welcome to the hoedown, hoss! Now git out there and promote that tasty nugget you writ!

@someonewhoknows: Glad ta see yer gettin' inta the spirit of this here nuggetizin' thang! Y'all come back, now. Hear?

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emohealer 2 years ago

Voted! Quite a nice round up, LOL....Thanks!!!

Suiiki profile image

Suiiki 2 years ago

I'm flattered to be included this time around. I really didn't think it would ever happen. *Big smiles*

I guess I'd better go start promoting this hub, now that the email to friends and family has been sent off.

Alex 2 years ago

Pretty funny stuff - reminds me of our road trips when I was around your age (just a few years ago.... well, a few years and a few decades ago). Keep writing! I will be interested to see who makes it out in one piece. xxoo Alex

wordscribe41 2 years ago

I know I say this almost every week. But, seriously there are some EXCELLENT hubs this week in particular. They've all been read and now I enter into my stage of pondering. Like the theme, brings back the Oklahoma girl in me.

wordscribe41 2 years ago

Alright, decision was made. Vote is in. LOVED the nuggets this week. I truly enjoyed them.

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dohn121 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

It's great to see a few of the hubbers that I'm familiar up there but it makes it that much harder to choose on which one of these guys will get my vote! Awesome nominations by the way! I'm making my decision right now!

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k@ri 2 years ago

It was a hard choice, but I've voted! :D

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sillysqrrl 2 years ago

Well I am totally embarrassed to be nominated with my sub par hub...I had no idea about this sort of thing and now I really feel I have to step it up LOL! I have far more interesting hubs then this one!

ismail 2 years ago

I truly enjoyed them

http://softwareneck.blogspot.com/

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funride 2 years ago

I´ll get all those rewards very soon... you can run but you can hide LOL.

Love you all :)

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B.T. Evilpants Hub Author 2 years ago

Well bless mah spurs, I'll be durned iffin I ain't gettin'plumb trampled by this stampede o' comments! I want to thank y'all fer takin' this side trip from yer trail, to vote and comment. I reckon it's right neighborly of ya!

And I see that marshall Funride is on the case, now! Well you don't scare me none, old friend. I'll be right here when you're ready to draw down on me. I'm loadin' my squirt gun right now, and I 'spect you won't be collectin' no rewards!

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mulberry1 Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Good stuff as always, but I managed to find a favorite!

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Temperance M 2 years ago

awesome group of hubs here, it was hard to narrow it down to one!

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Shirley Anderson 2 years ago

Wellll, doggies! Just got back from my nightly cow tippin' and found this treat. Mighty fine job, BT.

I done voted but then I seen that sheriff Funride is hot on the trail, so I'd best high-tail it outta here. I'll be back when it's safe.

Best o' luck with this here nugget round up!

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Herald Daily 2 years ago

I hopped right on over to that thar poll, got myself a fav-oh-rite nugget and voted fer it.

Tippin' my hat to ya, BT. Those nuggets are plum good!

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B.T. Evilpants Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks fer votin', everyone! Shirley and Herald, it looks like you just got yer votes in under the wire! Iffin you look straight up, you'll notice that I added the winnin' nuggets, just above yer head. Yippy-ki-yay!

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Chris1|Chris2 2 years ago

Whoo-hooo! : )

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Shirley Anderson 2 years ago

I's mighty proud of them Nuggeteers, they all done went and wrote some great hubs here.

Hats of ta the winners and the wannabes!

BT, this hub is just too dadgum much fun, I don wanna stop chawin' like this.

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rmr 2 years ago

Watch out, Shirley. Once B.T. gets into his Walter Brennan persona he's there for weeks. By the way, I told him he was messin' with fire, puttin' that mustache on you.

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